Rev makes a start on Chapter 14

I haven’t started writing Chapter 14 of Last Train Home yet, and that just wasn’t good enough for Rev.

It had been six months since the inevitably old tradition of drinking too much and having a punch up at a wedding had been set and the still blissfully happy newly weds were strolling around the palace gardens, because this is what happily married people do, I guess. When suddenly a wild Kuu appeared.

“What? How did you get here?” said Fuu

“Oh, I’m a main character now, didn’t you hear.” Kuu replied, “and since Mokona saved me from the Slenderman that one time, we’ve been getting to know each other and now we’re going to the new Starbucks in Castletown that Mokona set up.”


“I’m going to have a vanilla latté” and then Kuu flounced off into the distance.

Fuu sighed, “I’m really beginning to regret Kuu coming here in the first place.”

“Check your privilege!” said Ferio, angrily. “My sister is dead!” and then he also flounced off into the distance sobbing.

Some plot points later, Fuu attempted to find Ferio, he probably had forgotten the whole dead sister thing by now, and if not, she could always flash him a bit of boob. She came across Guru Clef first, he was a grown man now, as apparently sexy school children did not pull any ladies, he was clutching a Starbucks takeout cup in one hand and had a Macbook tucked under his other arm.

“Clef-san, I don’t suppose you’ve seen Ferio anywhere?”

Clef shook his head, “I’ve been in Starbucks, writing.”  He then peered down his nose at Fuu, “why are you wearing a ceremonial Pillarmas dress? That’s a bit appropriative.”

“You’re one to talk, why are you wearing glasses all of a sudden?”

Clef pushed his newly acquired glasses up his nose, “oh these? Skrillex started going on about being paid, so I sent him back to Earth in a hurry and he lost his glasses.”

“That’s not really an explanation-”

“I had to take the glass out though, I couldn’t see shit”

“Right.” It was only a matter a time before Clef discovered Instagram, check shirts and menthol cigarettes. Fuu left him to it.